Hey all, I have a new novella coming soon (well, it’s 45K words, so not sure if its a novella or a mini novel but you get the point, haha!). Wits & Wagers is currently available for preorder will be out at the end of November. In the meantime I hope you enjoy an excerpt from chapter 1. I hope to see you back in October for the cover reveal!
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“I cannot stay long, Darcy, but I have some news that I simply could not wait to acquaint you with. And if you should feel inclined to offer any advice, or help along the way”—Fitzwilliam tipped an imaginary cap—“I should be much obliged. You will recall my mother’s aunt, Lady Peyton?”
“I cannot say I do,” Darcy replied.
“She was the widow of Sir Henry Peyton of Salt Hill in Middlesex. In February, she died,” Fitzwilliam continued. “She died in full control of her faculties, fortune, and estate—and childless.”
“A wealthy, childless aunt?” Darcy raised his eyebrows. “No doubt an untold quantity of previously unknown heirs have presented themselves?”
“No entail. The lady could dispose of the property according to her own pleasures, and it seems my mother was the last person on earth who truly cared for the old dear. Visited her regularly and assisted where she could, which none of Mother’s other cousins ever did.”
“Dare I imagine that she is to be rewarded handsomely for this kindness?”
“Yes, she is. My mother is to receive Lady Peyton’s estate, and—” Fitzwilliam’s eyes twinkled above a broad smile, “—she is giving it to me. The house, the land—all of it.”
Pleasure ignited in Darcy’s chest. His cousin’s prospects had long weighed on him, particularly as Fitzwilliam had seemed increasingly intent on throwing himself in the line of French fire. Now, hopefully, he would stay in England, tend to his house, perhaps even marry. Unable to speak, he merely reached across the divide between them and clapped his cousin’s shoulder.
Rising from his chair, Darcy went to the sideboard to fill his glass. “We must toast your change of fortune. May your fields drain nicely, your crops flourish, and a lady of the house be found forthwith!”
Fitzwilliam drained his glass, chuckling at the last. “Ah yes, a lady of the house. Scarcely were the words ‘I am giving you Salt Hill’ away from my mother’s lips before she began urging me to take a wife.”
Darcy grinned. Lady Matlock’s desire to see both of her sons settled was not hidden. “I am sure you have any number of lovely young possibilities now. Miss Roberts seemed rather taken with you at the party at Warwick House.”
“A charming girl, but too young by half. I think she is just seventeen, and I should prefer a wife not counted among the ranks of Georgiana’s friends.”
“What of Lady Phyllida Holmes? She is two and twenty, and as clever as she is pretty.”
“Mm,” said Fitzwilliam dismissively. “I confess my eye has been drawn to another. I believed she was out of reach, but now…”
The first niggling of a suspicion entered Darcy’s mind but was summarily dismissed. “Who is she?”
“Miss Elizabeth Bennet.”
Darcy congratulated himself on the fact that, although it felt as if lightning had struck him, he did not respond as violently as he might have wished to. An ill-timed sip made him cough and sputter, but that was all. Removing his handkerchief from his breast pocket, he dabbed at his lips, allowing time for the recovery of his composure. Nevertheless, his voice sounded strained and anxious when he said, “Surely not?”
“I know what you are thinking.” Fitzwilliam held his hands up to ward off Darcy’s protest. “How could I wish to marry a woman who had spoken so cruelly to my own cousin? But I think with time, the two of you could easily lay down your arms.”
“Lay down our arms! H-how can you even consider—”
“I know, I know! There are other considerations, such as your own strictures against the lady. I have considered them, I assure you. The undistinguished family. No fortune of her own. Not a prudent match in any way altogether. But Darcy, I like her, and given the removal of my prior limitations, I daresay I could be in a fair way towards falling in love with her.”
Had Fitzwilliam gone mad? Yes, they had always competed against one another for things. Two men close in age, raised as brothers, would either be dearest friends or famous enemies; he and Fitzwilliam had taken their turns at both. But this was not some contest to see who could throw a rock the farthest, or anything so inconsequential. This was the woman he loved.
Feebly, not even knowing what he was saying, he blurted, “But…but she is…she has gone back to Longbourn. Hertfordshire. Her family, they do not come to town.” As if that was the greatest objection to this!
“That is why I hoped perhaps you might be a fine fellow and arrange something with Bingley at his place there. We shall go and rusticate on some flimsy excuse of fishing or shooting or such, and see what transpires. What say you?”
An image sprang to mind of Fitzwilliam strolling in the maze at Netherfield with Elizabeth smiling and laughing on his arm. A roaring sound filled Darcy’s ears and his head swam, and before he knew what he was doing, he shouted, “No. No! You cannot…Elizabeth… No! You will not do this.”
“Darcy, I knew you might not be wholly pleased by this, but pray consider my interests above your own for once.”
“It is not selfishness that—”
“What else could it be? You are off to Kent to propose to Anne, are you not? I say Miss Bennet is fair game.”
Panic thrust Darcy upwards out of his seat. “Fair game? How dare you speak of her so?”
“What do you call it then? You would not wish her to remain unmarried forever. Is that to be her punishment for refusing you, that no man could ever have her?”
Another man. It was not the first time Darcy had imagined her in the arms of another, but it was the first that he had imagined her in Fitzwilliam’s arms. Darcy leant against his vacated chair for several long moments, willing his gorge to settle, then walked towards the window, staring down at the street below.
Behind him, Fitzwilliam said, “I should hope you would wish us both well.”
“I shall not.” Darcy turned to his cousin and thrust a pointing finger in his direction. “She is not for you, and that is the material point.”
“Who says? You?” Fitzwilliam challenged him, arms crossed over his chest.
Darcy took a deep breath. “She is cousin to Lady Catherine’s parson!”
“Who, himself, will be a landowner one day,” Fitzwilliam observed.
“When her father dies.”
“Yes, Darcy, that is how most of us inherit land…because someone died. You included.”
“H-her family…her mother! You could never see her mother and yours in a room together.”
Fitzwilliam shrugged. “Then I shall not put them in a room together. I do not wish to marry her family.”
“She is…she is uneducated. They never had a governess, she and her four sisters.”
“What does it signify? Miss Bennet is clever and sweet, and I do not care two straws how she came to be that way.”
“She lacks…she lacks the birth, the…the…town bronze, if you will. You have seen all her finest gowns, you know! The ladies in town would never accept her as one of their own.”
Fitzwilliam shook his head. “I admit I had some reservations about coming to you with this, but everything you have just said verily proves what I believe.”
“Which is what, precisely?”
“That you think you love her more than you actually do.”
It was such a shocking thing to say that Darcy laughed. “What?”
“I think what you are really upset about is the injustice of it all. How dare she refuse the great Fitzwilliam Darcy something he wants!”
Never before had Darcy so wished to punch his cousin right in his smug face, but he restrained himself. “You are wrong.”
“Am I? You met her when? Last autumn?”
Darcy did not reply.
“If my memory serves me, it was October, nine months or so ago, at an assembly during which you refused to stand up with her and insulted her in front of her friends and relations.”
“I told you why I—”
“And you certainly have never had any good to speak of her since then. Even in this conversation, you have only disparaged her and insulted her family. Not much the look of love, from my angle.”
“My reservations with regard to her connexions and upbringing—”
“Have been detailed at length,” Fitzwilliam replied with a roll of his eyes. “Your inclination for the lady was rather easily conquered by your pretensions. Forgive me but that, sir, is not love.”
Uh-oh but don’t worry, its not as much cousin v cousin as it seems! Leave your comments below!
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And now we have to wait through October and November to read more?!? 😊
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Keep an eye out for more excerpts!
Ooooh…I love this premise!! Cannot wait to read it! Colonel Fitzwilliam has given Darcy a run for his money!
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Yes and no! Turns out my colonel is not quite the lady killer he imagines himself to be haha!
Can’t wait to read it!
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Thank you!
Intriguing taster. I like it when the close friendship is challenged between Darcy and The Colonel. Can’t wait to see how this is resolved and if it will be a happy resolution for all involved. Just recently finished The Best Part of Love and couldn’t put it down, so I’m very much looking forward to this one.
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Aw thanks so much Victoria and especially the shout for my first book baby!
Can’t wait COL. FAN HERE !!!
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Thank you Wendy!
CF calling Darcy’s bluff, with a little reverse psychology tossed in perhaps, eh? Love it. On my way to pre-order!
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Thank you Marie!
I’m definitely assuming that Elizabeth doesn’t actually marry the Colonel?😱 I’m hoping he’s only suggesting it as a way to spur Darcy into offering again? 🤔Assuming she got his letter and understands him better surely Elizabeth would answer in the affirmative? 🤞🏻Is Saye involved?🙏 Two months? 😱Pure torture! 🥰🥰
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Marry the colonel! Perish the thought 😉
Oh yes, Saye gets in there and turns on the thumbscrews in his own way haha!
Looks intriguing. Take That, Darcy!
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Yes indeed, haha. Thank you Ginna!
You are a tease, Amy. This snippet is spectacular. Well done! And now we wait. (sigh!)
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Thank you Joy!
Cannot wait to see who will “win” this conversation! Congratulations on this newest release.
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Thanks Patty!!!
What Linda said! 2 months…ok, I can do it… I look forward to how ODG takes this all in. CongratsAmy!
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More excerpts to come I promise!
It seems really intriguing. I can’t wait to read it
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Many thanks Gabriela!!
Oh nooooo , I hope it’s not as bad as it seems. I love Fitzwilliam and always happy when he finds love but not when it’s Elizabeth … lol
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No worries there I promise! I am a strict adherent to the D&E 4-ever philosophy haha!
Oh my! Darcy’s worst nightmare–seeing Elizabeth with his beloved cousin. Both will need their “wits” and I’m certain that more than one “wager” will be placed. This story has all the signs of being fun to read. Congratulations on publishing another tale.
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The wagers will run amok courtesy of our pal Saye!
Ohhhhhh, Amy…I cannot WAIT to read this book! Yowza! 🙂
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Thank you Susan!!
Oohhh, I can’t wait for more of this, I’ve always liked the Elizabeth/Colonel Fitzwilliam pairing. And he’s got a point, Darcy doesn’t really love Elizabeth, he refuses to accept her for who she is and is like a dog with his bone aka if I can’t have her, no one can, she deserves to suffer for refusing me.
I can’t wait to see what you do with this.
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Thank you Helen!
Oh, wow. You are going to make ODB suffer a while, aren’t you?
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Only until he’s ready to get his flirt on! And hey its just a novella, even I can only torture them so much haha!
MORE, MORE, MORE!!! Oh yes please I can’t wait until this come out!!
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Now there’s the spirit! Thank you Glory!
Whoa!! So many possibilities here to wait patiently until the release🤯🤯 I can’t help but think Darcy’s pride may deserve this bit of comeuppance, but I sure hope it’s our Colonel’s way to light a wildfire under Darcy’s backside lol. Brilliant excerpt!
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Thanks Deborah!
Wow! Talk about goading!! Darcy is getting it handed to him, but I am on the fence if Col. F wants Elizabeth or is pushing Darcy to do better in regards to her…
Either way, I am hooked! Looking forward to your new release. Congratulations!
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Many thanks Sam!
This sounds so good! Can’t wait to read it.
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Thank you Heather!
I hope Col. Fitzwilliam is just pushing Darcy to action, but even if he is serious, this sure is fun so far!
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Its really a pretty low angst book so hopefully lots of fun for all to read!
I love it! What is uncertain is if our charming and clever Colonel is baiting Darcy because he truly wants to court Elizabeth himself, or because he wants his cousin to own his feelings or move on.
I’m sure the adventure will be worth the read. Thank you for ‘baiting’ us so well.
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Thank you Deb!
The dear colonel is clearly baiting Darcy. Oh, how lovely. I assume Saye will make an entrance soon and the brothers’ combined forces will ensure Darcy swiftly takes action. This first chapter has me anxious for more…and more! You’ve got another winner, Amy!
[ As I am not a big fan of high angst (e.g., Exquisite Felicity, Wilful Misunderstanding) I hope the angst in this story is more “moderate”.]
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Its better than moderate… somewhere between humorous and outright farcical, I promise!
Looking forward to more of everything – more witty dialogue, more setdowns for Darcy til he wakes up, more romance, more fun and games with the Colonel and Saye! Truly enjoy your stories!
So Fitzwilliam knows of Darcy and Elizabeth’s history yet still wants to pursue her!! This is delicious.
Can’t wait for more of the story!
Congrats on the new book, Amy.
Looking forward to reading more!
Wow such an interesting premise. I definitely want to read more. Thanks for the excerpt. –Leslie
Oooh, loved this excerpt, Amy!! I do sincerely hope that the good Col. is goading Darcy. Looks like Darcy is in Denial mode and on the way to a full-blown panic attack. My wager is on Saye, who perhaps has a wager with the Col that he can’t get Darcy to the altar? I love the camaraderie between these three – behind their different masks, these boys will be boys. 😀 Wonder what Lizzy would do, once she knows of these wagers. Can’t wait to get my hands on the novella.
With such a beginning you certainly have caught my interest. What will Darcy do now? What will Fitzwilliam do? I can only add, what will the author do?
Oooh this sounds fantastic
Sounds amazing, Amy!! I always love your books!! <3
Great excerpt. I love your work and look forward to this one!
This is quite hilarious, Amy. Darcy should now realised the error of his ways when he first proposed to Elizabeth. It takes someone close to him to truly point out his mistakes. I am eager to learn more and see the cover reveal.
Très belle histoire, j’ai hâte dans savoir davantage —– merci
Woah! This is great! So many ways this could go. I can’t wait to read more!
I love this set up! I’m greatly looking forward to reading it soon.