A Longbourn Entanglement: Release day + challenge + giveaway

A Longbourn Entanglement A comic Pride and Prejudice novella

The novella is now live on Amazon, and I really can’t wait to share it with all of you. I’m dying to know what you think!

If you’ve read Fortune and Felicity, you’ll discover quickly that the two stories are pretty different. For one thing, A Longbourn Entanglement is quite absurd. For another,  a great many characters inhabit its pages, wandering in and out and disrupting everyone. Darcy and Elizabeth are the centre of the action, of course [as they jolly well should be, since this is a romantic comedy], but the other characters insist on having their say, and that is what made writing this novella particularly enjoyable for me. I love Jane Austen’s humor, and I relished the opportunity to bring some of the more playful aspects of Pride and Prejudice into the story.

In a radical departure from my usual practice, I won’t be offering an excerpt today, though you can check out an excerpt here. Instead, I’m issuing a challenge.

For a chance to win, I’m challenging you to a little exercise that fits with the spirit of the novella and will make the comments fun for everyone.

[Note: any comment counts on as an entry, but it would be nice if you tried the challenge}.

A Longbourn Entanglement begins with one of my favorite quotes by Mr. Bennet which I’m sure you all know very well.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn? 

I love that quote because it fundamentally reflects Mr. Bennet’s attitude towards life. It illustrates Jane Austen’s remarkable ability to capture the essence of her characters in a few words. Which brings us to:

The Challenge

What do you think is the funniest quote in the novel that sums up each of the characters who appear in A Longbourn Entanglement? You can pick one character or several, it’s up to you, as long as you can bring a smile to our faces.  [PS: some of the characters are probably much funnier than others, so if you don’t think a character is funny, you can just pick a quote that makes you smile}.

Once you’ve picked the quote, please provide a single word or short phrase that sums up who that person is. Have as much fun with this as you can! You are allowed to use quotes from the movies as well as the book.

I’ll start off with an example from the same character:

Mr. Bennet's witty humorMr. Bennet

Quotation: “I will sit in my library, in my nightcap and powdering gown, and give as much trouble as I can; — or, perhaps, I may defer it, till Kitty runs away.”

Word that summarizes him: Facetious

Here are the other Jane Austen characters that appear in Longbourn Entanglement.  Can you do the same for any of them?

  • LydiaMr. Darcy comparison
  • Mr. Collins
  • Mr. Bennet
  •  Mary
  • Kitty
  • Mrs. Phillips
  • Miss Bingley
  • Bingley
  • Jane
  • Elizabeth
  • Darcy [Is Darcy ever funny? Does anyone dare to laugh at him???]

Good luck with winning a copy!

Note: You don’t have to do the challenge to enter the giveaway. I just thought it might be entertaining to do it. Comments of any kind count as any entry. 

Meanwhile, for those of you who are eager to read the story as soon as possible, here’s the link to Amazon

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Elizabeth Bennet has a secret. If Fitzwilliam Darcy discovers it, will it spell the end of their fledgling romance?

When Mrs. Bennet falls ill after the Netherfield Ball, Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley postpone their trip to LondonCover of Longbourn Entanglement, A Pride and Prejudice variation to offer their assistance.

But things are never what they seem. Before long, Darcy is entangled in a chaotic situation at Longbourn, and Elizabeth is faced with a thorny dilemma that could drive Darcy away from her forever.

Will Elizabeth and Darcy muddle their way through the mayhem, or is everything just too tangled for them to discover their feelings?

If you are looking for a warm, sweet, and short Jane Austen variation, this romantic comedy is just what you need.

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    • Katie Jackson on September 27, 2021 at 12:41 am
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    Loved this story, Monica!

    1. Thank you, Katie. Your review on Austenprose is so lovely!!!
      https://austenprose.com/2021/09/27/a-longbourn-entanglement-a-comic-pride-and-prejudice-variation-by-monica-fairview-a-review/

        • Katie Jackson on September 28, 2021 at 11:54 am
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        You’re welcome. And thank you!

    • Glynis on September 27, 2021 at 5:13 am
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    Good heavens Monica, it’s Monday morning and my brain isn’t working yet ( that’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it!) 😉
    All I can think of is “I want to go to Brighton” from Lydia and “I believe it was when I saw his beautiful grounds at Pemberley” from Elizabeth, and I may not even remember those correctly! 😳
    The quote that struck me with this book is ‘oh what a tangled web we weave’ and I used this in my review. Loved this story, 🥰🥰 please don’t enter me in the giveaway.

    1. Well, you can take a brain/horse to the water, but you can’t make it think/drink. Oh, dear! That was really pathetic… 🙂 Maybe I need some coffee too.

      The Brighton quote is perfect!! That’s Lydia right there! I also like the quote from Elizabeth. I’ve always wondered about that one. Was it tongue-in-cheek or was there some truth to it.

      I’m so glad you enjoyed the novel, Glynis. Thank you for saying so!!

    • Sheila L. Majczan on September 27, 2021 at 9:45 am
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    Not going to try to quote anyone…would have to go back and reread with the idea of looking for a quote. Just know that I read and enjoyed this story. I recommend it.

    1. Very nice of you to stop by to say so, Sheila! Thank you!

    • Ginna on September 27, 2021 at 12:51 pm
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    I have always enjoyed “Almost as soon as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of my future life” and “And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection”. I have two words for Mr. Collins: oblivious and insensible.

    1. Ginna, those are perfect!!! I love those quotes. You did make me smile 🙂

    • Jessica Lowery on September 27, 2021 at 2:52 pm
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    Mary – “What are men compared to rocks and mountains?”

    1. That’s such an iconic quote, Jessica! I always thought it unusual for Elizabeth to make a comment like that — it has an air of melancholy to it. But it also fits with her love of walking and nature.

    • Maud Steyaert on September 27, 2021 at 7:12 pm
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    No compassion for my poor nerves, exclaims P&P’s hypochondriac

    1. The iconic Mrs. Bennet quote. We all have compassion for Mrs. Bennet’s nerves by now!

    • Linda A. on September 27, 2021 at 7:28 pm
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    After a long day, I don’t recall much of anything. :\

    Congratulations on the new release!

    1. So sorry your day has been so long.

      Thank you for the good wishes, Linda A

    • DarcyBennett on September 27, 2021 at 8:12 pm
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    Sounds wonderful

    1. Thank you, DarcyBennett!!

    • Sabrina on September 28, 2021 at 12:06 am
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    A lot of what Elizabeth says makes me smile, because her remarks are often playful and ironic, making fun of herself, for example these comments to Jane:

    “Perhaps, if I have very good luck, I may meet with another Mr. Collins in time.”

    “So, I shall end an old maid, and teach your ten children to embroider cushions and play their instruments very ill.”

    And I like Mr. Bennets dry humour:

    “If any young men come for Mary or Kitty, send them in, for I am quite at my leisure.”

    1. These are perfect, Sabrina! You’ve picked some very witty ones that made me smile. Thanks, Sabrina.

    • Sabrina on September 28, 2021 at 12:32 am
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    It’s really a challenge to find some funny quotes from Darcy, because he’s always so serious, but I finally found some:

    (to Miss Bingley saying:… Letters of business, too! How odious I should think them!”):
    “It is fortunate, then, that they fall to my lot instead of yours.”

    “Will you give me leave to defer your raptures [about Georgiana] till I write again? At present I have not room to do them justice.”

    And (about his “charming long letters”):
    “They are generally long; but whether always charming it is not for me to determine.”

    1. It is a challenge, but we know he must have a sense of humor because he loves Elizabeth’s wit. I’m glad you ‘rose to the challenge’, Sabrina!

    • Lois on September 28, 2021 at 4:10 am
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    Mary, on the subject of Lydia’s elopement:

    “This is a most unfortunate affair, and will probably be much talked of. But we must stem the tide of malice, and pour into the wounded bosoms of each other the balm of sisterly consolation.”

    Then, perceiving in Elizabeth no inclination of replying, she added, “Unhappy as the event must be for Lydia, we may draw from it this useful lesson: that loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex.”

    Word:
    nauseating?
    pretentious?

    I’m imagining the mess that will be made from pouring all that balm into those wounded bosoms.

    1. Hehehe, Lois! Too much balm! I love that!

    • Betty Madden on September 29, 2021 at 12:34 pm
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    I’m not certain whether I’ve already entered or whether multiple entries are allowed.

    Thank you so much for not using Rafflecopter.

    I’ve been reading P&P variations for well over a decade and appreciate all your contributions to the genre, all of which I’ve read–some over half a dozen times.

    1. Thank you for entering, Betty. And thank you, too, for your kind words!

    • Roxane Wolff on October 2, 2021 at 10:23 am
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    Ha!
    I always smile at Mr. Bennet’s comment to his wife; You want to tell me and I have no objection in hearing it…
    Sounds like fun!

    1. It’s a wonderful example of Mr. Bennet’s sense of humor. He means exactly the opposite, of course…
      Thank you, Roxane!!

    • Robin G. on October 4, 2021 at 3:07 pm
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    “What a superbly featured room and what excellent boiled potatoes.” Mr. Collins in the 2005 P&P movie. Who considers boiled potatoes excellent? One word description – tedious. Good luck with the new release!

    1. That quote always makes me laugh. Exactly. You really can’t do much with boiled potatoes. It’s no doubt one of Mr. Collins’ ‘studied’ compliments! Hilarious!

    • Audny on October 11, 2021 at 6:55 am
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    I love Elisabeth’s last letter to her aunt Gardiner, and this quote: I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh. (Happy!)

    1. That’s such a great quote, Audny, and very representative of Elizabeth. I love it!

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