The Darcys’ eldest boy, Charles, was old enough, at five, for some alphabet lessons, and Elizabeth had used her scissors to cut out letters of paper, which were now spread over the table. Charles and Jane, a year younger, were playing with them, not learning very seriously, while the baby, Fitzwilliam gurgled in a basket by Lizzy’s knee. Darcy could be forgiven for thinking that they made a pretty picture together, as he enjoyed his morning chocolate and rolls, and the Italian newspapers.
They had just learnt to sing the alphabet song. “But, Mamma, is it the same in Italian?” Charles inquired. Elizabeth was admiring the intelligence of the child’s question, and thinking how to answer him, when they were interrupted. The little English maid, Sally, came into the morning-room, dropped a curtsey, and announced, “If you please, mum – sir – there is a Captain and Mrs. Warren come to see you.”
Darcy’s eyebrows rose. “English people? But we do not know anyone by that name here.”
“Yes, sir, to be sure they are English, and they did say as they are connections of the family.”
Darcy stood up. “What rubbish. They must be imposters. Never mind, Sally, I shall go and deal with them. My dear, remain with the children, I will not be long.”
But there was no necessity for him to leave the room, for the new arrivals blithely walked in, not waiting for an invitation or introduction. There was no need for the latter, at least, for they were Elizabeth’s sister Lydia, and her reprobate husband, Mr. Wickham.
Elizabeth barely had time to exclaim with surprise, “Why, it is Lydia!” but Lydia did not wait for more. She rushed, squealing, to throw her arms around her sister.
“Dearest, dearest Lizzy!” she cried. “I knew you would be delighted to see us. Is it not a good joke? Are you not surprised? I’ll wager you did not even know we were in Italy!”
“I am surprised,” Elizabeth replied, “but it does not follow that I am delighted. What has happened, Lydia? Tell me at once.”
Darcy was staring with extreme distaste and disapproval at Wickham. “What is the meaning of this? Wickham, you cannot conceive yourself to be welcome here. And intruding under a false name is despicable practice, I must say.”
Wickham was as unembarrassed, and as charming in his manner as ever. “Pray do forgive the intrusion, Darcy,” he said with an ingratiating laugh. “I assure you we do not wish to presume on your good nature, and we will be on our way shortly. We only thought, as we found ourselves here in Venice, that Mrs. Darcy would not dislike seeing her sister.”
“I am sure I do love seeing you, darling Lizzy!” enthused Lydia. “And your children – oh! I have never seen them at all, before, you know. The beautiful things! How they do make me miss my own three!” And she dabbed dramatically at her eyes with a rather dirty handkerchief.
“But where are your children?” asked Elizabeth, bewildered. “Have you left them in England? How on earth came you here – and why?”
“May I tell them, Wickham?”
“To be sure,” he replied, and gracefully settled himself on a Venetian settee, painted with elegant figures in Chinoiserie, that he did not scruple to admire and run his fingers over. He looked up with equal admiration at the ornate Venetian chandelier above him.
Lydia, unasked, plumped herself down on an embroidered chair, and hitched herself forward, eager to spill out her story. “Well, you must know, Lizzy, we have come to Italy to retrench! Is that not wise of us? Did you expect such discretion, and prudence, and all that, from me and Wickham? I am sure you must approve.”
“I am glad you mean to be prudent, Lydia,” replied Lizzy, glancing at Wickham, who was still gazing around at the opulently furnished room with open pleasure.
“To be sure, we do. You must know it is perfectly impossible to live on a half-pay military stipend, at least we could not, and things got too hot for us. I mean to say, those creditors are simply dreadful, you would think they could wait a bit for their money, which of course we would pay sooner or later. But they have no politeness at all.” She brought her handkerchief to her eyes again. “So unkind they were to Wickham! There was nothing to do but leave England entirely.”
“But with what?” Darcy inquired. “Have you left the regiment, Wickham? What about your commission, which I purchased for you?”
“Oh, Wickham sold it,” said Lydia. “Was that not clever? We should never have been able to travel to Italy, otherwise. And we have been on the way for weeks now, and how miserably uncomfortable all this traveling is, to be sure! Fleas in the public carriages! Sleeping on the floor in inns! And the food – oh! It is all oil. I positively cannot keep it down.”
“That may be for another reason,” Wickham contributed, sotto voce.
“Yes, I believe I have started our fourth,” nodded Lydia, “but that’s neither here nor there.”
“Heaven on earth!” exclaimed Elizabeth. “But Lydia – what is your plan? Where do you mean to go from here? Will you settle in Italy? It is indeed cheaper to live on the Continent, but what about your children?”
Lydia opened her eyes wide. “Why, I thought you understood. We have no money left, we used the very last bit to get here, and in fact I had to sell my bracelet. The one with the turquoises, that Wickham won gaming, on our honey-moon. I am sorry to lose that.”
“But what did you look to, or expect, Lydia, if you have no money left at all?”
“Why, we knew, of course, that you were here, and surely to goodness we could count on my own sister to help us! In this emergency, and with me expecting – why, what else could we do?”
There was a horrid silence as the Darcys absorbed the information. Darcy was silent, but after some time, Lizzy spoke.
“We cannot turn them out in the street, Darcy,” she said quietly.
He considered. “They may remain a few days. It is not of much importance, as we are leaving Venice ourselves so soon. Wickham, however, must stay elsewhere.”
“Thank you, my dear,” said Elizabeth softly, and turned to her sister. “Now, Lydia, please tell me: where have you left your children?”
“Oh, we left them at Longbourn,” explained Lydia, “on our way to take passage at Dover. “Mamma never minds seeing her grandchildren, and Mary has nothing to do but look after them. I imagine she will teach them to read, as I see your children are learning their letteres. Little loves! I am sure that by this time ours are as forward in their learning as yours are.” She sighed sentimentally.
Darcy exchanged a glance with Elizabeth, and made up his mind. “You cannot live in Italy, without your children,” he said firmly. “We will pay for your passage home, and you shall remain at Longbourn while it is decided what can be done with Wickham. If he has left the military and is truly penniless, there are not many possibilities open for him.”
“I am sure, with your connections, you can find him a position,” pleaded Lydia, “maybe not at Court, or as a clergyman, as we once thought in our best days, but surely he can get something smart, in London. You can see what a well looking man he still is, and would adorn any great household.”
Darcy said nothing, only shook his head, disturbed, while Wickham tactfully remained silent, studying the onyx statue of a blackamoor.
“Lydia, you must understand that we are only here for a few more days,” said Elizabeth earnestly. “We are starting our journey back home to England at the end of the week, and stay only for Carnival, tonight. Tomorrow will see us packing.”
“Perhaps we may ride in your carriage,” suggested Wickham, with a friendly smile. “We will not be in your way, and can be helpful to you, along the journey.”
It was so pleasantly spoken, that if Wickham had been what he should be, the suggestion could only have been met with gratitude. Darcy only looked grimmer, if possible, and said, through tight lips, “We travel with two carriages, one for the servants. You may have seats in the second carriage.”
Lydia was about to protest, but Wickham shook his head slightly at her and graciously accepted the offer. He knew how valuable it was, and that they were fortunate to have the promise, in whatever conveyance. Lydia’s mind, however, quickly jumped to another subject.
“You are going to Carnival – tonight?” she exclaimed. “A ball! I have heard of that. It is a real, masked ball, is it not?”
“Yes, at La Teatro de la Fenice,” Lizzy answered.
Lydia clasped her hands together. “Oh! May we go – Wickham and I? I die to see a real masked ball! We can, cannot we? Wickham still has his uniform, and I know you will lend me a dress, won’t you, Lizzy?”
“Well – “
“And Lord Byron! We heard he was here. He will be at the ball, will he not? Will you introduce us?”
“No, that we will not do,” put in Darcy. “We have preferred not to have acquaintance with him.”
“Gracious! Why ever not? But still, we come with you to the ball, may we not? Please say yes! You are so kind. We will be so happy!”
“I daresay,” said Darcy, pulling the velvet cord, and when the footman came, he said, “Frederick, will you please arrange a bed in your quarters for Mr. Wickham. He and his wife will be staying here until we depart for England.”
“Lydia can have the little room next to Sally’s,” said Elizabeth.
“I should like to meet Lord Byron,” said Wickham meditatively. “He might do something for me. Do you think he would need an amanuensis?”
“I know I shall not ask him,” said Darcy curtly. “I have refrained from speaking out, lest it embarrass our wives, Wickham, but you cannot expect the acquaintance of any of our friends and connexions. You seem to forget that you have behaved immorally. Your commission was not yours to trade away, or gamble with; it was provided for the living of yourself and your family. You are not to be trusted. I cannot abandon my wife’s sister in these circumstances, but you must know how we stand.”
Wickham said nothing, only smoothed his little mustache. After a moment of silence, Darcy withdrew to his study, so as not to have to be exposed to Wickham for any longer than strictly necessary, while the others sat down to a light repast of cold smoked meats and cheeses, fig jam and bread, in the Italian fashion. Soon after, the nursemaid took the children to play in the gardens, while Elizabeth rather reluctantly ushered her sister into her own chamber, to find her something to wear for the ball.
“Oh! How elegant,” enthused Lydia, gazing at the high frescoed ceiling, the beautiful painting-like views out over the canal, and at the carved wooden four-poster bed with its exquisite tapestry hangings. “Really, you do live like a queen in a palace!”
“All the houses along the Grand Canal are called palazzi. They are just grand houses, really, and visitors can rent rooms in them. That is what we have done,” explained Elizabeth, as Sally and an Italian lady’s maid came forward and opened the large oaken wardrobe.
Even Lydia was silenced by the gowns she saw, with their delicate shimmering fabrics. “Which can you possibly choose?” she gasped, overcome. “And what shall I wear?”
“Well – “ said Elizabeth, putting her hand on a pretty figured white and gold satin gown with a unique keyhole pattern, “I thought I would wear this. We have a selection of masks, as well, and I thought this white one would look well with the gown, and this fan.”
“Indeed it does!” breathed Lydia. “And what about me? You are smaller than I am. Your gowns will not fit me, and me in the family way, though I’m not so far gone as all that.”
“Here are some long and loose robes that might do. This red velvet would be comfortable, and not require corseting.”
“Oh, certainly not, I would look like a strumpet in that, I know. I want to wear white, too!”
“I’m not sure I have a white gown that would fit you,” Elizabeth considered. The Italian maid rummaged in the wardrobe. “Here is one, if it please you, madam,” she said to Elizabeth.
“Why, yes, thank you, Violetta. This muslin is loose and flowing, not too snug, and it has gold trimming too, rather like my gown.”
Lydia’s eyes shone. “Yes, I will look very well in that,” she agreed, “perhaps with this gold bandeau of yours in my hair – and gold slippers – and a white mask, and high feathers – I must have high feathers. Only think! Perhaps Lord Byron himself will dance with me! Oh! Do you think he will?”
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Oh good heavens! I hope Darcy checks the contents of their apartment before Wickham leaves. He and Lydia haven’t changed at all. Still careless and grasping.
He certainly has no shame. I hope Darcy makes him work to pay for the sea voyage and it wouldn’t hurt if Lydia had to as well but I suppose Elizabeth wouldn’t allow that.
They should just drop them at Longbourn and leave the Bennets to deal with the errors they made with their youngest daughter.
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Thanks for commenting, Glynis. Your last suggestion is my thought too, but there are other scheming developments that are threatening to come up, so I’ll have to keep the updates coming! 🙂
Good day Ms. Birchall, today, for the first time, I received an episode of this “Variation” – The Darcys and Lord Byron in Venice. I did not receive parts 1-3. Unlike the other variations where the previous chapters are available so that one can catch up, I cannot find your previous postings – (unless, of course, they are noted somewhere that I cannot see). As someone who is inordinately fond of all things “Darcy” and am asking you to please add the previous posts to your next episode to help me get the complete picture. Pretty please?
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Thank you for telling me of this, Sonia. I knew there was some glitch with the logarithms on the Austen Variations site for a few days, and several people’s stories weren’t distributed properly. I’m glad it’s been resolved, but sorry that you missed all the previous episodes in my Darcys in Venice series! If you click on my name below the story title, you’ll get the archive, listing the previous stories. Or, if you have trouble with that, here are links to each story. Thanks for reading!
https://austenvariations.com/the-darcys-and-lord-byron-in-venice/
https://austenvariations.com/the-darcys-and-lord-byron-in-venice-part-2/
https://austenvariations.com/the-darcys-and-lord-byron-in-venice-part-3/
Oh, my, Lydia and Wickham at Carnival? That’s a recipe for disaster and humiliation for the Darcys. Somehow I expect Lizzy will be able to handle it better than Darcy…and with Lord Byron there! Is Lydia still a pretty girl? Not such a good thing at Carnival…
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Lydia and Wickham with the Darcys and Lord Byron at Carnival is quite a recipe, though for what I do not know – but we will find out, Alecia! Yes, Lydia is still good looking, though as the mother of three children, not exactly a girl. She’s still in her early 20s, she married so young. And I think in her pretty gown and mask, she might be quite attractive to – Lord Byron!
Oh this can’t turn out well…Lord Byron meeting Lydia! Wickham can be so charming and ingratiating and being let loose on Carnival?! Will he fall under the spell of Byron too! Can’t wait to read what you have planned for them! Love the pictures you have included especially the portrait at the beginning!
Good heavens!! As if things were not complicated enough–Wickham and Lydia on their very doorstep! And leaving their children behind them at Longbourn–what nerve!!
I advise that the Darcys’ servants count the silver, the jewels, and keep everything else under lock-and-key whilst Wickham is about! And Lydia is so very brainless!! Everything to her is “a good joke,” nevermind that they were basically booted out of England by their creditors, leaving their three children behind with her family while “retrenching” in Italy. And then to invite themselves along to the ball–the nerve of them!!
And while the idea of Byron and Lydia meeting raises one’s hackles, the possibility of Wickham and Byron colluding against the Darcys is downright frightening!! I would hope that Byron is more of a gentleman than Wickham, but it’s difficult to say. The two reprobates may scheme to get Elizabeth alone with Byron just to wreak revenge upon the principled Darcy.
Well, this arrival certainly throws a kink in the works!!
Can’t wait to see what happens next!
Thank you, Diana!!
Warmly,
Susanne 🙂
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Thanks so much for your delightful comment Susanne. I had not actually conceived Wickham as a thief, but hello! What else could he be doing but casing the joint? Byron is certainly more of a gentleman than Wickham (for how could he be less?), but even though he would never steal, or plot against the Darcys, his scruples do not extend to the bedroom! And when two sisters are masked, well…
Oh my, poor Lizzy and Darcy. The Wickhams have not changed one bit.
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Thanks for commenting, Meg. Well, is it likely that Lydia and Wickham would ever change? I think not!
Oh it’s good to see what the Darcy’s are up to in Venice! But what a less than pleasant surprise to see the Wickham’s again so soon!
Now on to the Carnivale!
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Glad you are enjoying, Sophia! You know, I thought they would get to Carnivale by Episode 3, for sure, but no. Things keep on popping up even before they get there! But they’re already getting dressed for it, so I can’t string it out too much longer!
With the fleas Lydia mentioned while running off to Italy during their flight from England can’t she and Wickham be laid low from bubonic plague and be done with? I have no charitable feelings for either of them. Sorry.
That is an extremely creative and tempting idea, Kathy. Thank you for it. But we don’t want a plague epidemic in Venice, no. What if Darcy or Elizabeth or the children got it? Better not!
I am so angry with Lydia and Wickham I could chew nails. He just sits back and lets his silly wife steamroll her way into getting them just what he wanted. Did anyone inform Lydia that Wickham refused that living that she always refers to???? Why do they always expect Darcy to bail them out of trouble???? Lizzy needs to take her silly sponging sister aside and tell her just how things are going to be. Every dollar they spend on Wickham and Lydia is a dollar taken from their own children. D&E have a second son and the chance they could have more sons that will need an education and a living. I would clean house of Lydia and Wickham. Lydia chose this life; she wanted to be married before her sisters; she wanted an officer… and her mother gloried that she was married at just 16… OMG!!! All she has done is sit around and make babies with no shame or regret that they left them back in England to the care of her sister and mother. Grrrrr!!! Can you tell that I am furious with these two low-life-bottom-feeding leeches??!!!
J.W. Garrett, I can’t stop laughing. Yes, I believe that I can gather what your feelings are about these “low-life-bottom-feeding leeches!” Exceedingly well expressed! Remember, as Jane Austen said, there is no limit to the impudence of an impudent man (or woman). More on the way. Thanks for your delicious thoughts.
Oh my, Lydia and Wickham at the ball, sounded like the a recipe for disaster.
I think Lord Byron would not mind though…
Darcy and Elizabeth are in for a painful evening.
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Thanks for commenting, Elin. Yes, it’s all amusement for Lord Byron – but not so much for the Darcys! The Wickhams are like powder kegs. Anything can happen!
The answer to the Wickham problem is to keep her in England with the children and send him to Australia. That always works. And he would like that, actually.
The only downside might be Mrs W getting bored, in a village where there is a curate.
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That’s a pretty long term plan for the Wickhams, who live moment to moment, sensation to sensation! Yet on reflection, it makes a lot of sense. Wickham certainly might be sent to Botany Bay…and as for Lydia, I’d like to see her fastened down with Mr. Collins as her clergyman – that would be a nice “No Exit” situation! However, we must wait and see what happens. Thanks for commenting, Rita!
Oh the Australian Solution wouldn’t be the Wickhams’ choice. It would be Darcy’s.
Think about it. It would a) curtail the production of more little Wickhams b) ensure future scandals cause limited damage back home c) offer the tempting possibility of Mr W dying in some kind of bushranger/spider bite/enraged kangaroo incident. And how much could a government post in Australia cost Mr Darcy anyway? Cheap at the price. Ship might even sink on the way out, if he gets lucky.
The real nightmare would be – this being Australia and anything possible – if Wickham made good. Became Governor of New South Wales. Struck gold! Returned in triumph to live the high life – got a knighthood – swanked about London with Lady Lydia – bought a place bigger than Pemberley….Yeah, actually probably safer to keep him in Europe where he can only sink into further degradation. Bring on the masked ball.
Though I would’ve really liked you to write of Mr W’s arrival in Australia, where he runs into an old friend. Mrs Younge.
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Rita Lamb, I am in stitches, this is definitely a book YOU should write – Wickham in Australia (or Wickham And Wallabies!). Thing is, you’re right, Wickham certainly would not go there on his own, and I don’t really see Darcy persuading him. What I DO see is Wickham being transported! (With Mrs. Younge, yessss…) However, that’s not something I can write, I think it must be left to an Australian author. I got all inspired about writing about Venice because I had a trip there. Not saying that you have to go somewhere to write about it, but I’d rather write about the travails of Lydia in England than Wickham in Australia! Anyway, let us see where all this will take us…
The Masked Ball will be very exciting with the mix of all the characters. Glad Violetta found the white one. Both wearing white…… will someone mix the two of them up? Loved the pictures. Have you had fig jam?
Yes to it all, Joyce – someone might just mix the two of them up! And I love fig jam with cheese…now I’m getting hungry!