A Picnic Excerpt from Only Mr. Darcy Will Do

For those of you who aren’t aware, each month we choose a theme that some of our authors may choose to write about. Our theme for this month is Summer is the time for Picnics, and I knew right away what I wanted to post. This is a scene from “Only Mr. Darcy Will Do,” which I originally self-published as “Something Like Regret” in 2009. It was then picked up and published by Sourcebooks, and the title was changed when it was published in 2011. To give you a little background of the story if you are not familiar with it, in this variation Mr. Bennet died after Elizabeth returned from Kent, with Mr. Collins forcing her family out of Longbourn. She has taken the position of governess to a young girl, Emily Willstone. The Willstone family is acquainted with Mr. Darcy, and he invites them all to Pemberley. Also in this chapter are new characters Peter Hamilton, a cousin of Mr. Darcy’s on his father’s side, Rosalyn, Mrs. Willstone’s sister, and the Goldsmith family, long-time friends of the Darcys. So fill your plate, take a seat on a chair or blanket, and enjoy this picnic scene, which, by the way, turns out to be not so enjoyable for Darcy and Elizabeth.

At precisely one o’clock, the guests made their way out to the front grounds of Pemberley, walking to a canopy that had been erected on the north side of the lake. Mr. Darcy and his sister welcomed everyone as they arrived and they were invited to sit down on the chairs that were placed under the canopy or on blankets that were spread out on the lawn.

Elizabeth followed Emily over to a blanket and sat beside her and the Goldsmith girls.

Once everyone was seated, Miss Darcy gave a few instructions. “The picnic lunch is ready to be served, and once you have been served, you may return to the chairs here, sit on the blanket, or walk around and eat. We urge you to enjoy the day any way you choose.”

Servants were lined up on one side of a large table filled with food, ready to fill the guests’ plates. Emily took hers and skipped back to the blanket, holding her plate out from her as she tried to keep it from tipping. Elizabeth watched holding her breath, hoping she would not take a spill.

Elizabeth took a plate and glanced around her. Mr. Darcy was conversing with the Goldsmiths and his sister. Rosalyn, shaded from the sun with a parasol, kept a vigilant eye on the group, waiting, Elizabeth mused disparagingly, for the first opportunity to claim her place next to Mr. Darcy.

She did not yet see Mr. Hamilton. Emily was enjoying her two friends’ company and everyone else was engaged in conversation with another. As she wished for a few moments alone to ponder her sister’s good news, she decided to walk down to the water’s edge and eat there.

She was equally enjoying her repast and the view when she heard her name called. She looked up, surprised to see Miss Darcy walking toward her.

“Hello, Miss Darcy.”

“Hello, Miss Bennet. I hope you find everything to your satisfaction.”

“Very much so,” Elizabeth replied.

“I understand congratulations are in order. My brother has informed me that your sister and Mr. Bingley are engaged.”

Elizabeth’s jaw dropped slowly as she studied the young girl. She noted nothing in Miss Darcy’s demeanour that indicated regret or lingering affection toward Mr. Bingley. Elizabeth slowly smiled. “Thank you. But how is it your brother came to hear of it?”

“He received a letter today from Mr. Bingley.”

Elizabeth could not hide her surprise. “His letter was from Mr. Bingley?”

“Yes.”

Elizabeth wished very much to know how Miss Darcy truly felt about this news.

After a brief silence, Miss Darcy obliged her. “I would not wish you to be under any misapprehension concerning Mr. Bingley and myself, Miss Bennet. He is a friend, and that is all. I have no ill feelings toward him or your sister.”

Elizabeth tilted her head at the young girl. “I am truly glad to hear that your heart is safe from being broken. I was unsure how you felt toward me even being here.”

Georgiana slowly shook her head. “I know there was much speculation about Mr. Bingley and me. Truth be told, I did seek him out.” She looked down at her hands, as her fingers nervously intertwined. “My brother, you see, had often hinted how much it would please him if we were to form an attachment. Last year my brother became extremely downcast and I was under the mistaken belief that he was disappointed in me. I felt I must abide by his wishes.”

“That was why you sought Mr. Bingley out?”

Georgiana nodded. “It was when we first saw you at the Willstones that I realized neither Mr. Bingley nor I had strong feelings of affection for each other.”

“When you saw me?”

“Yes. I had heard about Mr. Bingley and Miss Bennet over a year ago. I knew he had been very fond of her and that his heart had been broken because she did not love him.”

“But she did…”

“Yes, I know that now, but I had been given the impression she did not. When we saw you at the Willstones, I wrongly assumed you were that Miss Bennet. I could see by Mr. Bingley’s behaviour that he still had strong feelings for her. It was in the way his face lit up that caught my attention. And his smile was unlike any I had ever seen. When I found out that you were but her sister, I realized how much he still must love her. I could not help but wonder how much more his countenance would have brightened if he had seen her.”

Elizabeth smiled. “You are a wise and discerning young lady.”

“It would have been wrong for me to insist Mr. Bingley do the honourable thing and ignore the regard he had for Miss Bennet because people expected an engagement between us. Besides, my brother’s deportment had not improved in the slightest.”

Elizabeth’s hand went to her neck and she nervously fingered the cross on her necklace. “Did you ever discover the reason why he became despondent?”

“No. It was after his return from Kent last year at Easter that it evidenced itself.” Georgiana turned and gazed at the lake. “The only hint I received was when he told me he thought he knew himself and he had been clearly mistaken.”

Georgiana let out a soft sigh and looked over to where her brother stood. “While I still know nothing of what prompted him to grow so gravely despondent, he now seems much recovered.”

Georgiana’s eyebrows pinched together and her lips quivered slightly as she said, “I may never know what caused his sudden despair, but I can make a guess what has brought him out of it.” She gestured toward him and Rosalyn.

Elizabeth’s heart unexpectedly lurched as she glanced at Mr. Darcy, who was flanked on one side by Rosalyn and the other by Mrs. Willstone. He looked her way and their eyes briefly met. He then turned his head abruptly away.

“Do you mean Miss Matthews?” Elizabeth asked tentatively, her fingers again nervously playing with her necklace.

Georgiana nodded.

Elizabeth took in a deep breath, choosing her words carefully. “Miss Darcy, certainly you know what it is like to be on the receiving end of this type of speculation. Are you quite certain?”

Georgiana looked to the ground and then back up to Elizabeth. “I would never speak what is merely gossip. While my brother has never divulged much to me over the years about any woman he has had affection for, I know him very well. Inviting the Willstones and Miss Matthews to Pemberley was quite out of character for him. His disposition improved dramatically in London after we began frequenting the same circles as her and her family.”

Now Georgiana took Elizabeth’s hand in hers. “I would not speak so openly if it was merely my own speculation, but I overheard Miss Matthews and her sister speaking earlier today of a very much expected offer of marriage.”

Elizabeth pursed her lips together, knowing perfectly well what she overheard… and why. “Miss Darcy, how do you know that their conversation was not merely mutual hopes being expressed?”

“It may be, but…” Georgiana stopped herself. “You are correct,” she expelled a soft chuckle. “We ought not speculate.” Looking back toward her brother and guests she said, “I have enjoyed speaking with you, Miss Bennet. Shall we go back now and rejoin the others?”

The two walked back as Elizabeth’s thoughts whirled with her own speculations about whether Mr. Darcy was indeed singling out Rosalyn, and her fervent hope that he was not.

Elizabeth sat down on the blanket next to Emily, who was playing a game with the two other girls. Miss Bartley had stepped away and was talking to Mrs. Goldsmith.

A shadow came over her as someone approached and stood behind her–a gentleman she could see–and she turned around and glanced up. It was Mr. Hamilton.

“I see you have finally decided to join us, Mr. Hamilton. I wondered if you had something of greater import keeping you away. Perhaps your captain orders came through.”

“I would hope not yet, for I would not want to miss this picnic for anything, but unfortunately I was precluded from arriving on time by a misfortune.”

“Nothing serious, I hope.”

He took a seat beside her as he explained. “Merely a tumble into the river, which required quite a bit of cleaning up on my part.”

Elizabeth threw her head back in a laugh. “I hope it was all in a battle with a great fish. Who won? You or the fish? Are we to feast on it tonight?”

Mr. Hamilton lowered his head, shaking it slowly. “I wish it had been that noble. But to own the truth, Miss Bennet, I stepped on a wayward rock. It caused me to slip and I landed fully in the water.”

Elizabeth hid her smile with her fingers as she put on her most sympathetic expression. “How unfortunate! I hope the other men did not observe your tumble and make sport of you!”

“Ah, but they did. Merciless men! Not one of them helped me out, either!”

Elizabeth chuckled. “I am grateful you came through it unscathed.”

“Except for my pride, yes, I came through it unscathed. Besides, what is a little water to a sea captain?” Mr. Hamilton laughed as he spoke, his eyes twinkling with mirth.

They continued to talk about the food, the weather, and as he asked about her family, Mr. Darcy came and stood before them. “I understand you took a spill, Hamilton,” he said.

“I did, but as you can see, I clean up quite well!” Hamilton laughed, and then invited his cousin to sit down and join them.

“Do you mind if I join you?” Mr. Darcy directed his question to Elizabeth.

“Please do,” she replied, and upon feeling a warmth of colour upon her face, she looked away and busied her hands with straightening out her dress. Her heart began to pound as she felt his presence near, and she took a deep breath in an attempt to calm her rising feelings.

“Miss Bennet, I understand Mr. Bingley and your sister are engaged. Congratulations.”

She turned toward him, surprised by his words, but she said with a smile. “Thank you, sir. I appreciate your thoughtful sentiment. They both have a fervent, equal regard for one another and I am quite certain they shall be blissfully happy.” A raised eyebrow was the only indication that there was a deeper meaning in her reply.

Darcy stared at her for a few moments as he contemplated the import of her words. A quick nod acknowledged her sentiment.

Emily’s excitement interrupted their conversation. “Look at that bird, Miss Bennet!” She pointed to a black and white bird flying around them catching bugs in the air. “What kind is it?”

“A pied flycatcher!” Elizabeth and Darcy answered at once, then turned their eyes to the other.

Keeping his eyes fixed on Elizabeth, he asked, “Is Miss Bennet a bird enthusiast?” The question was almost as much to Elizabeth as to Emily.

“Oh, yes!” the young girl cheerfully exclaimed. “She teaches me all the names of the birds, and the flowers, and the trees. I even know some of the birds by their sounds and I have learned some of the trees by their leaves!”

“You might be interested, then, in some books I have in my library. They contain beautiful drawings of birds, their names, and a description. I have other books, as well, of the flowers you will see around here. You might wish to take them out with you while you are here. You are more than welcome to them.” He turned and looked at Emily. “Would you like that Miss Willstone?”

“Oh, yes!”

He looked back at Elizabeth. “And you, Miss Bennet. Would you like that?”

“I would not wish to damage the books, sir, by bringing them outside.”

“Have no fear; they have smudges enough from my own handling of them. When we return, I shall procure them for you.”

“Thank you, Mr. Darcy,” Elizabeth said softly, pondering his attention.

He continued with a soft smile, “You may also have a slight advantage in the treasure hunt, Miss Bennet, if indeed you do know your birds, flowers, and trees well.”

“Then she is to be on my team!” exclaimed Hamilton. “It is fixed. Miss Bennet and I are a team!

“We shall see,” Mr. Darcy sternly replied.

“So, your friend Bingley is finally to be married is he?” asked Mr. Hamilton. “What say you, Darcy? In no short time, you and I shall be the only remaining eligible men around!”

“You know that is absurd,” he answered with a small smile. “As a sea captain, you shall be the most sought out man around. You shall have a bride in no time.”

“Ah,” Elizabeth interjected, with a hint of laughter in her voice. “But surely he must find one soon, for if not, he certainly cannot expect to find a woman once out on the great ocean!”

“The lady speaks the truth!” exclaimed Mr. Hamilton. “I must find a suitable woman before I venture back out to sea.” A glance at Elizabeth and a smile did not go unnoticed by Darcy, who pursed his lips tightly together.

“The difficulty is that there are so many ladies of so varied temperaments and qualities!” Hamilton turned to Elizabeth. “What type of woman ought I be looking for?”

“You must find a most suitable wife; one who has a strength of disposition, for she shall either have to remain home raising her brood of children while you are out at sea, or when you have a ship of your own, she may be required to be at sea alongside you.” She then let out a soft chuckle. “And she must be exceptionally plain!”

Hamilton threw his head back in amusement. “Pray, tell me why!”

Elizabeth laughed softly. “She shall be the only woman on board that ship full of men!”

Mr. Hamilton shook his head fervently as he continued to laugh. “Miss Bennet, you have truly done some thinking about the matter.” His face grew solemn as he said, “But I do not fear finding a wife; my greater fear is that I shall be turned down if I make her an offer. What have I to contribute to a marriage but a meagre fortune?” He cast a mocking glance at Darcy. “Now my good cousin here shall never have worries in that matter. He has no fear of ever being turned down.”

Hamilton’s words evoked a tightening in Elizabeth’s chest that made it difficult to even take a breath. She saw Darcy’s hands clench tightly together before she turned away in discomfiture, not wishing to look upon his face and see what was written on his expression.

Hamilton continued, completely oblivious to the reactions of the two with whom he conversed. He then turned to Miss Bennet. “You are not the type that breaks hearts are you, Miss Bennet? Have you ever broken the heart of a man and turned down his offer?”

Confusion swept over Elizabeth. She drew in a shaky breath and looked at Mr. Hamilton in despair. “I… I…” she could say no more and looked down as she felt her face hot with mortification.

“You have!” Hamilton teased. “Can we hear about the brute? Have you any regrets?”

 Shaking her head, she mumbled, “It… I…”

“Hamilton!” Darcy said firmly. “It is not yours or anyone’s business!” 

Elizabeth cautiously lifted her eyes up to Mr. Darcy and saw him glaring at his cousin, his face set with disgust. When he turned and looked at her, she gave a slight nod of her head in thanks.

Darcy stood up abruptly, making the claim that he was required to take care of some things before the treasure hunt began. As he stood before them, he admonished his cousin to join him with such a stern demeanour that would brook no hesitation.

The two walked away, and Elizabeth’s heart beat wildly as she heard Mr. Darcy’s hushed, but intense voice directed at his cousin. She kept her eyes cast down as she was filled with regret that he had been subjected to a reminder of her refusal in such a callous manner. She closed her eyes and took in several deep breaths, willing her heart to be still.

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