Festive Felicitations from Mr Wickham

Dearest readers,

I have broken free from the constraints of time and literature to address you personally, and might I say it is an absolute pleasure to do so.

To those who are following my memoirs, I thank you; they are to take a break over the Christmas period, but rest assured that they, and I, shall return in the new year.

Take this opportunity to eat, drink, dance and raise merry hell and I, dear reader, shall do likewise. I have but one pair of festive advice to share with you – wherever there is mistletoe, use it freely, use it well and use it often.

A very merry Christmas to you, one and all!

George Wickham

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    • Carole in Canada on December 10, 2016 at 9:38 am
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    Dear Sir, Thank you for your kind and liberal wishes for this festive season. I dare say, I shall make ample use of the mistletoe with my dear husband! I look forward to your return to your tales, I mean memoirs, after the New Year!

    Wishing you and your dear Wife a very merry Christmas!

      • George Wickham on December 10, 2016 at 12:31 pm
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      I thank you, madame, as does the delightful Mrs Wickham!

    • Karen Field on December 10, 2016 at 11:00 am
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    Catherine Curzon, I’m reading a book called Mr Wickham by Karen Aminandan, I think I got her name correct there. It tells of Wickham’s life after Newcastle and he is preparing to go to war. I can’t wait to read more of the “real” adventures of Mr Wickham here, though!

      • George Wickham on December 10, 2016 at 12:33 pm
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      I have slipped the leash of my editor today and am delighted to reply in person, before the estimable Mrs Curzon seizes back her editing pen. It is a delight that my name is remembered, if not always fondly, long may the tales of yours truly continue!

    • Maia on December 10, 2016 at 12:42 pm
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    Merry Christmas, Mr. Wickham. No mistletoe around here. Not even so much as a bauble, yet, sir. Slack. I shall miss you, Mr. Wichkam. Until the New Year. God rest ye merry.

      • George Wickham on December 10, 2016 at 1:01 pm
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      Merry is the word for it, madam!

      • Maia on December 11, 2016 at 4:48 am
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      I’m not sure who Mr. Wichkam is, but I shall miss him, too.

        • George Wickham on December 11, 2016 at 6:02 am
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        A European cousin, perchance?

          • Maia on December 11, 2016 at 11:50 am
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          Knowing your grandmama, that is most likely.

            • George Wickham on December 11, 2016 at 12:21 pm
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            Indeed!

  1. Dear Mr Wickham, as always your charming prose does not disappoint. Nor does the mistletoe advice, I expected nothing less from you 😉

    Have a very merry Christmas yourself, pray have a care and use the mistletoe judiciously or at least discreetly (it really would not do to distress your lovely wife during the festive season!) and looking forward to more of your tales in the New Year!

      • George Wickham on December 11, 2016 at 3:38 pm
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      Discretion would be my middle name, I assure you, should such a thing be appropriate.

    • Sheila L. Majczan on December 11, 2016 at 8:23 pm
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    Thank you and in return…have the merriest of Christmas holidays and the best of New Years.

      • George Wickham on December 12, 2016 at 3:26 am
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      I thank you, madam!

    • Deborah on December 12, 2016 at 8:05 pm
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    Thank you for the well wishes Mr. Wickham. I shall avoid the mistletoe and hope you stay out of trouble for a change. Looking forward to reading about more of your, um, exploits.

      • George Wickham on December 13, 2016 at 5:02 am
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      I thank you, dear lady!

    • lynn char on December 13, 2016 at 2:16 pm
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    Dear Mr. Wickham,
    I especially appreciate your advice to “raise merry hell” as I intend to spend some time doing just that. Hopefully not while the family is around – that could get me into some serious trouble. I shall also raise a glass of my favorite champagne in your honor. I look forward to hearing from you again in the new year

      • George Wickham on December 13, 2016 at 5:52 pm
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      I thank you, madam; perhaps one day we will raise merry hell together – thrice huzzah to that!

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